Sexy pickup lines don’t always come naturally. Many people might find them too risky, but when used respectfully and with a good sense of humor, they can easily break the ice for a fiery connection! Here’s a starter set for anyone new to the playing field looking to score.
Cute, Nerdy Pickup Lines
- Is your name homework? Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be.
- Hey baby, are you a tiny wooden stick and I’m an equal amount of red phosphorus? Because we’re a match!
- Is your name winter? Cause you’ll be coming soon.
- I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
- I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
- Are you my pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
- Look at the night sky. Do you see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34,546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, want to fuck?
- Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
- Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is Erectus.
- Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
- I honestly find your lack of nudity disturbing.
Confident Pickup Lines
- My magic watch says you’re not wearing any underwear. Oh, you are? It must be 15 minutes fast.
- Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your ass calling me.
- Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror?
- Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear, I can see myself in your pants.
- Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
- That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
- Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
- You must be my Tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.
- What are you doing tonight beside me?
- Are you into casual sex or should I dress up?
- Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Flattering Pickup Lines
- Hey, you dropped something…my jaw.
- Hold on, you’ve got something on your ass…my eyes.
- Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
- Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a snack!
- What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
- I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice ass!”
- Hey, I’m writing a paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
- Baby if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
- If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- You are making the other women here look bad.
- My friend told me this party would be worth my time – and now that I see you, he was right.
Funny Pickup Lines
- Do you use an inhaler? Because you got assssss, ma.
- Let’s play Titanic, you’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.
- Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall.
- People call me John, but you can call me tonight!
- Do you know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
- Nice fucking weather. Want to?
- I wanna do dirty things with you – like farming.
- So what are you doing for sex later?
- [Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
- If I had a nickel for everyone I saw as attractive as you, I’d have…five cents.
- On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?