I put Pam on my list of The Office quotes not for her love affair with Jim, though it’s safe to say that’s one of the biggest reasons for her popularity, but rather her relatability as a character. Plus, let’s be honest, she has quite a few teehee moments.
“You know what they say about a car wreck, where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.”
“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.”
“I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.”
“Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott. He’s supporting about twenty Nigerian princesses.”
“When a child gets behind the wheel of a car and runs into a tree, you don’t blame the child; he didn’t know any better. You blame the 30-year-old woman who got in the passenger seat and said, ‘drive kid; I trust you.”
Kevin and his friggin’ chili… still a great character for The Office quotes though.
“Whenever I try to make a taco, I get excited and I crush it.”
“I just wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket.”
“You can’t eat cats, Kevin.”
“I go to the bathroom for 45 minutes and everything changes.”
“Mini-cupcakes? As in a mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?”
Last but certainly not least on our list of The Office quotes, we’ve got the legendary Dwight Schrute. Even if you’ve never even watched the show, you’ve seen him in memes all over social media. He’s the defining weirdo who’s badass enough to genuinely not give a care about what anyone else might think of him, making his quotes the perfect way to conclude our list of The Office quotes!
“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.”
“Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.”
“Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”
“If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.”
“Today, smoking is going to save lives.”
“Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol levels at will.”